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Absolutely NOT a Zoo
Paperback
AnimalsEducationScience & Nature
Publisher Price: $13.00
Publisher: Children
Published: Dec 29 2025
Pages: 30
Weight: 0.21
Height: 0.06 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.00
Language: English
Welcome to a classroom that is definitely, absolutely, positively NOT a zoo.
There are no cages.
No zookeepers.
And definitely no signs that say Please Do Not Feed the Animals.
But there are roars, quacks, buzzes, moos, honks, squeaks, and a few sounds no one can quite identify.
As the class explores animal sounds, jokes, and personalities, things start to get a little noisy... then a lot noisy... then parent-cover-your-ears noisy.
Turn the page and meet a group of animals who are ready to teach, laugh, and repeat their favorite sounds
over
and over
and over.
Remember-this is NOT a zoo.
(It just really looks like one.)
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