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The ABC's of Killing Zombies
Hardcover
Publisher Price: $27.99
Publisher: Schlock Treatment
Published: Oct 1 2026
Pages: 32
Weight: 0.69
Height: 0.25 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Welcome to the post-nuclear armageddon, where the world is infested with the undead and your survival depends on mastering the alphabet. The ABC'S of Killing ZOMBIES by Big Bob Harper is a darkly comedic, illustrated survival guide that takes you step-by-step through the process of becoming a full-fledged zombie hunter.
What to Expect Inside
- A to Z Demolition: Follow a fearless cast of children as they demonstrate twenty-six creative ways to rid the world of the zombie menace.
- Creative Weaponry: Discover wildly entertaining methods of destruction, whether it is Caprice chopping them up with her chainsaw, Felix frying them with a flamethrower, or Nelson nullifying them with nun-chucks.
- Outrageous Antics: The alphabetical arsenal leaves nothing off the table, showcasing everything from Gladys gutting the undead with grenades to Zack zinging them with his own pet zombie.
- Satirical Survival Advice: The book doubles as a tongue-in-cheek training manual, encouraging newly trained slayers to practice these methods on friends and family-but of course, only if they have actually turned into zombies.
- Dark Comedy: Perfect for fans of horror parodies and schlock entertainment, this guide reminds readers that even during a gruesome apocalypse, no matter what, be sure to have fun!.
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