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A Tale Of Twobears
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Series: Aversion Bureau Novels, Book 2
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ISBN10: 0987941453
ISBN13: 9780987941459
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Mar 23 2015
Pages: 380
Weight: 0.91
Height: 0.85 Width: 5.00 Depth: 7.99
Language: English
ISBN13: 9780987941459
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Mar 23 2015
Pages: 380
Weight: 0.91
Height: 0.85 Width: 5.00 Depth: 7.99
Language: English
If you'd go out in the woods today - don't. What? You've never heard it that way before? Well maybe you have heard of the Aversion Bureau, the world's most well-meaning yet woefully underfunded apocalypse prevention agency - the very same brave organization responsible for the continuation of literally dozens of lives every year. Like the one time that guy who roomed with your cousin back in college used his biomechanical engineering degree to create that swarm of Murder Ducks? The ones that went on to kill all those farmers two years ago? The Aversion Bureau stopped that guy, though the ducks remain at large. Oh? That wasn't your cousin? Never mind then. We shouldn't be talking about it anyway because it didn't happen. The Aversion Bureau deals primarily in things that never happened. Like the one time that a coven of warlock bears rose to power in a nearby forest and very nearly caused- I should really stop talking. Have a nice day.
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