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A Dog's Guide to Cats
Paperback
Series: Funny Dog Books, Book 3
Gifts & Stationery GeneralHumor
ISBN13: 9781539503040
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Oct 16 2016
Pages: 84
Weight: 0.20
Height: 0.17 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Cats have been getting away with things for far too long!
Don't be fooled by their apparent small stature and fluffy cuteness, cats have super powers that dogs can only dream of, and their instincts are as sharp as their claws.
A Dog's Guide to Cats contains all dogs need to get one step ahead of the game, It explains the feline weapon system, cat ambush techniques and how to avoid them, and how to act to maintain the myth, that dogs, are 'well able' for cats.
Bob the Westie shares some heart wrenching tales sent in by fellow canines and imparts some sage advice to help find solutions to their cat problems.
Note from Bob:
As an added bonus, I will also share with you some vital information! I have discovered that our enemy has an Achilles Heel. Yes my friends, cats have a weakness... who knew? After many years of extensive scientific research and much trial and error, I have taken advantage of this flaw, to design a system to lure cats into a cunning trap, that will give you hours of guaranteed cat-free pleasure.
We stand united
Woof, woof
Bob
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