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    Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm

    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
9 finger literature for 10 finger readers: fucked up stories inspired by a fucked up world

9 finger literature for 10 finger readers: fucked up stories inspired by a fucked up world

Lyons, Keith

Paperback

General Fiction

ISBN13: 9798283092010
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 9 2025
Pages: 172
Weight: 0.41
Height: 0.37 Width: 5.25 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
When you open this book and start reading, you'll immediately realize you're no longer in a normal world-because you're in my world. And once you're in my world, you'll be ushered into a Zen experience with a pirate fly perched serenely on a ceramic tile above you as you slumber peacefully in the warm waters of your morning bath. Or you'll be taken to the Royal Order Moose Lodge, where the election of the next President of the United States is taking place, and you'll become so engrossed in the process that you'll nominate yourself as a candidate. And eventually, even though you've long since realized my misadventures are more like a random nightmare, you'll be whisked away with your eight-year-old daughter onto a German streetcar and learn what happens when you're caught without a ticket-or, as they say in German, when you're a Black Rider.

This book contains seven crazy and absurd short stories and one ironic poem. And each of these little mishaps is guaranteed to put a smile on your face... or your money back! (Just kidding, All sales final)

The German-English, bilingual, upside-down-reverse-direction version of this book is available only at birddogbooks.com

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