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Fifty Quotes for a Less Miserable Life: A Grumpy Fucker Book
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Nov 29 2025
Pages: 104
Weight: 0.58
Height: 0.22 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.00
Language: English
(Grumpy, Darkly Funny, Brutally Honest Version)
Fifty Quotes for a Less Miserable Life is your pocket-sized antidote to bullshit: a sharp, foul-mouthed collection of brutally honest one-liners to help you laugh your way through the daily parade of idiots, inconveniences, and existential dread.
These aren't inspirational quotes from monks on mountaintops. These are survival slogans for anyone who's ever wanted to scream into a pillow, throw their phone across the room, or politely tell someone to go to hell.
Sarcastic, cathartic, and occasionally questionable, this book gives you the clarity you need to deal with coworkers, family, strangers, and-worst of all-yourself. Because if you can't fix your life, you can at least laugh about how spectacularly it's falling apart.
Short, sharp, and guaranteed to improve your mood-or at least distract you from how garbage the world can be-Fifty Quotes for a Less Miserable Life is the grumpy guide you didn't know you needed.
Perfect for the perpetually tired, the quietly enraged, and anyone who needs a little humor with their despair.
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