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50 Awesome Things To Do In Retirement: The Humorous Guide To Enjoy Life After Work
Paperback
ISBN13: 9781976144707
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: Sep 5 2017
Pages: 122
Weight: 0.38
Height: 0.26 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Congratulations on reaching that point in life where you can sit back, put your feet up and enjoy retirement!
Just think of it, no more cares, no more hurry and... no more paychecks! Yikes!
The first day of retirement is an exciting time. You get to sleep in until noon, then sit around in your pajamas all day.
There are lots of soap operas to catch up on and then of course all those small jobs around the house you've been putting off for years.
That was always the plan, right?
But the reality is you'll still get up at 7 a.m. every morning, looking in the mirror and wonder what to do with yourself.
Maybe you'll head out to Starbucks and nurse a coffee all day.
Or you could just sit on the porch and scratch yourself as people go by.
Those options don't appeal to you?
Well then, you've discovered the ultimate book on retirement just in time.
Take this humorous approach to enjoy your retirement.
In this book you will discover the 50 best things you absolutely need to do to enjoy your retirement to the fullest, such as:
- Joining a Nudist Club... It's a jiggle fest and a giggle fest
- Dancing.. Men will hate it, women will love it
- Get a Sex Change... for guys that had man boobs anyway
- The Art and Science of Napping... and yes there is
- Smoke Pot... Join the movement, it's a joint effort
- Check out Cemeteries... Your last rodeo
- Gamble in Vegas Baby! What happens there stays there
And so much, much more...
After reading this book, you will never get bored in your retirement.
You will know exactly what to do in your life... in the funny, humorous ways...
Perfect read for retirees. Perfect retirement gift.
Get this book now and enjoy the great next chapter of your life.
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