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Two Mugs, A Brew, And Some Geese
Hardcover
HumorScience FictionGeneral Fiction
ISBN13: 9781067611507
Publisher: Matt Allcock
Published: Mar 13 2026
Pages: 290
Weight: 1.53
Height: 0.94 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
When the geese came for the bread, humanity didn't stand a chance. When mutated geese came for the planet, Colin and Margaret did what any sensible Brits would do: they put the kettle on.
Now, armed with a couple of thermoses, one suspiciously indestructible potato salad, and the sheer power of mild irritation, they find themselves dragged from a quiet park bench in York to the farthest reaches of the cosmos.
Alongside Geoffrey, a goose of uncommon arrogance and surprising political influence, they must face hostile alien waterfowl, interdimensional honking, a teapot the size of Yorkshire, and the most terrifying enemy of all: a cliffhanger that might never be resolved tidily.
Can the universe be saved with a hot brew and a spatula?
Possibly.
Will Margaret ever eat Colin's potato salad?
Absolutely not.
An absurd tale of tea, geese, and the kind of understated British stubbornness that just might hold reality together.
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