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  • Open Daily: 10am - 10pm
    Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm

    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
1946 Miami Seahawks

1946 Miami Seahawks

Axel, Arch

Paperback

Humor

ISBN10: 1418428264
ISBN13: 9781418428266
Publisher: Authorhouse
Published: Oct 11 2004
Pages: 692
Weight: 1.63
Height: 1.52 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
1946 MIAMI SEAHAWKS is the sprawling saga of life and love in the pre-Civil War South . . . no, wait, that's Gone With The Wind. 1946 MIAMI SEAHAWKS is a semi-coherent mish-mosh of old jokes and clichés, strung together in sentences to form paragraphs and chapters which ought to ad up to a novel, but don't. On the plus side, it doesn't require any heavy lifting by the reader, and is completely seriousness-free and non-thought provoking. It is guaranteed not to offend anyone except people who find French jokes (not the dirty kind, the ones that poke fun at French people) objectionable. It also makes a perfect gift for illiterates. As a special bonus for readers of this website, we include a complete short story in this preview. Marry me, he said. No, she said. And they both lived happily ever after. Neat, huh? Suspense, romance, snappy dialogue, plot twist, humor, and a wow finish, all in fewer than fifteen words. NOTE TO INVESTORS - Substandard & Rich has issued a 'BUY' advisory for stock in a manufacturers of adult diapers, due to an expected upsurge in pants-wetting among seniors when they read 1946 MIAMI SEAHAWKS. Now back to you, Chet.

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