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The 12 Commandments for Total Gym Chaos! Maxxed Out Edition!
Paperback
Series: The 12 Commandments Book, Book 2
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 8 2024
Pages: 56
Weight: 0.29
Height: 0.12 Width: 8.00 Depth: 10.00
Language: English
Brace yourselves. THE 12 COMMANDMENTS FOR TOTAL GYM CHAOS, the second satirical masterpiece from the gloriously unhinged mind of THE QUESTIONABLE STEP DAD. This isn't just a guide-it's a DIRE WARNING. A LIFE CHOICE. Possibly A DESPERATE CRY FOR HELP.
If your existence wasn't spiraling into enough delightful chaos after the first book, don't worry-we've got you covered! With 37 pages packed full of questionable advice, brain-melting nonsense, and a sure fire recipe guaranteed to obliterate your quality of life, this book is your golden ticket. Your GOLDEN TICKET to awkward stares, intense confrontations, and some long overdue, exasperated sighs from everyone you know and dispise.
So come along- strap in, and let's DIVE HEAD FIRST into this Maelstrom of Madness, and master the fine art of making every Gym you enter- just a little bit more CHAOTIC.
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