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1001 Dad Jokes: Totally Terrible Bad Jokes
Paperback
ISBN13: 9781654212612
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 1 2020
Pages: 196
Weight: 0.54
Height: 0.49 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Now you can get all your dad jokes in one place with this complete book of puns, one-liners and wacky word play. Warning - these are dad jokes, full of dad humor! If you are looking for kid jokes you need to look somewhere else. This book is sure to keep your family groaning for less. Much, much less!
This book has over 1000 dad jokes. A sample of the jokes included in this book:
- My son begged me to make paper airplanes with him. Eventually I folded.
- The instructor in my self-defense class told us the most effective place to kick a man is his stomach. Personally, I think it's nuts.
- What do you call a man lying in front of a door. Mat.
- Son: Dad, what is a firefighter's least favorite letter? Dad: R, son.
- I hate the key E minor. It gives me the E-B-G-Bs.
- What's a goblin's favorite dinner? Ghoulash.
Get this great book of dad jokes that are at the same time punny and pretty darn awful. You could be the perfect punster at the next family get together when you spring these great dad jokes on everyone. But why wait until then? These great one-liners and wordplay jokes are perfect for the dinner table, a long car ride with children, when you need to make small talk in a business meeting, make a great toast or when you want to impress your kids in front of their friends.
Dad jokes are not just for dads either, they are a great way for kids to learn about word meaning, creativity and clever context. Challenge your family to come up with their own!
Lighten up everyone's day with this great book of 1001 dad jokes. Makes the perfect gift for dad's birthday, Father's Day, Christmas, first-time dads or anyone who needs a good eye roll and a chuckle.
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