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You Decided to Get a French Bulldog: A Satirical Field Guide to Life, Love, and Low-Energy Leadership
Paperback
Series: The Dog You Chose, Book 2
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 21 2026
Pages: 112
Weight: 0.26
Height: 0.23 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
You Decided to Get a French Bulldog (from The Dog Breed You Chose Series)
You didn't just get a dog - you adopted a philosopher with gas.
You Decided to Get a French Bulldog is a witty, satirical, and unexpectedly heartfelt portrait of one of the world's most adored (and opinionated) breeds. Part comedy, part confession, this book explores what it really means to share your life - and your couch - with a creature who believes naps are a spiritual practice.
Written for both devoted owners and curious soon-to-be adopters, this volume reveals the French Bulldog's inner world: stubborn charm, royal entitlement, and the quiet genius of doing nothing beautifully.
From the author of The Dog Breed You Chose series comes a humorous guide that reminds us dogs aren't just pets - they're personalities that reflect our own.
Smart. Satirical. Surprisingly true.
Perfect for anyone who's ever been out-negotiated by a 25-pound snorer.
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