Aren't You Glad We're Not YOUR Neighbors

Grandma Sadie liked scandalizing people. She enjoyed the attention. It became her favorite pastime, second only to marrying men which she did with gusto and regularity. When she bought a car and drove it alone, some of the members of the community complained. You mean I should have some old goat driving around with me? she asked innocently. Several days later, she showed up again in her shiny new car with a black and white baby goat wearing a leash and a diaper. I couldn't find an old goat, so I got a young one, she said with a flash of an impertinent grin and a mischievous look in her brilliant blue eyes. She loved life and we loved her, and she started it all.