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Was Jesus A Dick?
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Publisher: Luna Butter Publishing
Published: Sep 30 2026
Pages: 64
Weight: 0.19
Height: 0.13 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Jesus made human decency incredibly simple. So why did we mess it up?
Was Jesus A Dick? A gentle, conversational examination of the words Jesus spoke for the modern era. Stripping away centuries of political baggage and exhaustive theological gridlock, this book looks beyond conflict to focus on Christ's foundational teachings. It distills the greatest commandments down to one uncompromising rule for being a good human: Don't Be A Dick.
Inside, you will find a blunt translation of ancient scripture into modern-day terms, creating a safe space for those exhausted by religious hypocrisy and a fun reality check for those who have weaponized the faith.
What's Inside:- The Core Teachings: Four punchy parts - The New Foundation, The Shift Back To The Future, Won't You Be My Neighbor?, and Love in Action - That translate ancient scripture into modern reality.
- Section Quizzes: Plus, a comprehensive Knowledge Check designed to help you understand the degree of hypocrisy you or someone you know might be carrying around.
- Field Cutouts: The final half of the book is composed of pages meant to be cut out and handed to anyone who needs a reality check. You can also help people discover Jesus' exact words on Abortion, Gay Marriage, and Trans rights.
Perfect for gifting, leaving in mega-church lobbies, or sliding across the table at Thanksgiving.
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