Wait! Don't Run, I'm Actually Nice!
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ISBN13: 9798185861042
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 6 2026
Pages: 296
Weight: 0.79
Height: 0.74 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 6 2026
Pages: 296
Weight: 0.79
Height: 0.74 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Gore. Violence. Zombies.'My left arm fell off again. I didn't notice until I tried to scratch my nose and accidentally slapped a squirrel. The squirrel didn't run away. It just stared at me with those judgemental black eyes. Typical.
My name is Bruno. Well, it was Bruno before the biting started. Now, I'm mostly just Urgh-h-h. It's hard to enunciate when your tongue is currently hanging out of your mouth like a piece of salted ham.
My name is Bruno. Well, it was Bruno before the biting started. Now, I'm mostly just Urgh-h-h. It's hard to enunciate when your tongue is currently hanging out of your mouth like a piece of salted ham.
The world is very green. Vines are eating the skyscrapers, and ivy has turned the old highway into a giant salad. It's actually quite nice, if you ignore the smell. I smell like a gym bag left in a sauna, but hey, I'm not the one who died, so maybe I shouldn't complain. Wait, I am the one who died. That explains the lack of pulse.' In this touching tale, Bruno the zombie narrator recounts an unexpected journey of connection amidst a desolate world. Despite his undead nature, he encounters Noah, a vulnerable six-year-old human boy who has become separated from his loved ones. Driven by a newfound sense of purpose, Bruno chooses to protect and guide the child rather than succumb to primal instincts.
The story follows the duo as they navigate a dangerous, post-apocalyptic landscape, working together to locate Noah's family.
The story follows the duo as they navigate a dangerous, post-apocalyptic landscape, working together to locate Noah's family.
