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Write Me Filthy: A laugh-out-loud, unhinged, spicy erotic novella and romantic comedy with heart-and one dirty-mouthed alpha
Paperback
Publisher Price: $20.00
Publisher: Scout & Company
Published: Jan 3 2026
Pages: 192
Weight: 0.45
Height: 0.44 Width: 5.25 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
She writes the smut. He makes it real.
Welcome to the most unhinged love story this side of a draft folder.
Roxie Lemont is an erotic fiction author on the edge-of a deadline, a breakdown, and definitely something illegal involving a chandelier. When her filthy fantasy novella about a cursed Viking love triangle takes a turn for the absurd, she turns to the one man who might actually understand her chaos.
Rhys Halden is a dirty-mouthed alpha with a protective streak, a military past, and the patience of a saint-or at least a saint who owns rope. He didn't plan to become her real-life research partner... but here they are. Roleplaying, rewriting, and reverse-lunging straight into the kind of contemporary romance that no outline could contain.
This is an adults-only, smutty, steamy, emotionally-devastating romantasy parody-with just enough heart to wreck you.
Perfect for fans of filthy romantic comedies, chaotic heroines, cinnamon rolls with dominant tendencies, and books that don't know when to shut up and behave.
For readers who love:
- Unfiltered banter and slow-burn filth
- Contemporary romance with a wink at romantasy tropes
- Erotica for women that's hot, hilarious, and emotionally satisfying
- Fiction that dares to be horny, heartfelt, and a little bit feral
Write Me Filthy is a laugh-out-loud erotic novella packed with steamy scenes, unhinged energy, and just enough Viking-inspired fantasy to make you question every historical romance you've ever read.
The Independent Author Network Book of the Year 2025 Finalist
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