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Wisconsin Vamp: A very Wisconsin vampire horror comedy
Paperback
Publisher: Scott Burtness
Published: Jan 1 2024
Pages: 342
Weight: 0.75
Height: 0.71 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Some vampires are destined for greatness. Herbert Knudsen isn't one of them.
When the truck stop diner cook and mediocre bowler becomes a vampire, his once simple life gets a bit more complicated. He's stronger, a little sexier, and a heck of a lot better at bowling. Even Lois, the girl of his dreams, is starting to notice him. But he can't drink beer, the bodies are piling up, and his best friend Dallas isn't just getting suspicious-he's getting jealous. When Lois is caught in the middle of the two friends' escalating rivalry, keeping his dark secret becomes the least of Herb's concerns.
Booze, bowling, bake sales, bar fights, blood and karaoke... Who would have thought that being undead would make life so exciting?
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