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    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
U82much and That Is Why You Are Fat

U82much and That Is Why You Are Fat

Wentzel, Johann

Paperback

Humor

ISBN10: 1500739200
ISBN13: 9781500739201
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Aug 4 2014
Pages: 30
Weight: 0.12
Height: 0.06 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Please no! Not another book on how to lose weight! Come to think of it. What do men know about losing weight so isn't it about time to turn the tables on him? (Men don't diet. They sit in front of the TV and drink beer and would still have been living in caves if not for women.) One easy read in less than 2700 words that may just turn out to be the best thing you have ever done. It was written by a man that knows nothing about weight or diet or slimming or Watchers except those that come knocking on your door and it is better to not let them in. There is just one thing worse than a woman going on and on and on about her diet(s) and that is a man obsessively moaning about his wife's weight! It may be easier to drop him than to drop to a dress size that will shut him up. Ongoing Reminder cum Reference: Don't skip a meal! Also no 'sins' or rewards. (The gift of life is reward enough.) Take care of those closest to you. No artificial sweet stuff including sugar. Stay away from fizzy drinks. Weigh yourself often. Don't neglect the carrots . Love yourself! And eat boiled eggs and beans to get your own back at him, but did you know that people of Africa use Rooibos Tea to wean babies? It is naturally caffeine free, as hydrating as water and can be enjoyed with or without milk. Plus, it stills hunger pangs! The golden rule: Anything in moderation as long as you stay away from the sweetened stuff. There are dragons to be slain. This book will also make for a nice card or a small gift to show your love and appreciation - she is special.

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