The Sea Lion Pipe
Paperback
Publisher Price: $100.00
ISBN13: 9781958661369
Publisher: Tofu Ink Arts Press Brian L. Jacobs
Published: Jan 24 2026
Pages: 354
Weight: 1.71
Height: 0.92 Width: 8.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
The opposite side is inserted into the right eye breaking up into a thousand streams of colored
stars, which sometimes fall one on top of the other confusing and confusing me. It's strange
and beautiful, this continuous fall, it's whirling, I can't stop it in any way even if I wanted to.
My hand becomes as big as a mountain, it detaches itself from my body and becomes a tractor
that grinds up earth and my nose. I've gathered my few things, I've made a strawberry cake.
I swallow it whole without ever looking back. Behind me are the usual ants, my faithful friends.
They greet me joyfully and I think they must be telling me something. But it's too loud to
understand them, I can't hear any of their important message.
It's already night and I realize I'm still wearing the same pajamas I was wearing two nights ago;
I've always had them on. But how much me has passed? It doesn't matter, I like spending all
my me with my ant friends. I show them my latest paintings and ask what they think. But I
have to stop right away because the rainbow dragon has arrived and wants the last three
months' rent paid. I tell him firmly that I'll pay it whenever I feel like it, which is, never. Listen
to the rustling of the leaves, it's beautiful, isn't it? The wind is light and caresses my old skin
like a square balloon. Sometimes, often, never, I think that two of us are too many and that
maybe three is better. Even if it's difficult to communicate, it's not necessary. So I finally decide
to get dressed, because it's cold, and I put on a coat, scarf, and hat. I go out and fall repeatedly
on the stairs... I fall and fall again and find myself walking on my hands because my feet have
become two yellow and green umbrellas.
I want to paint because I bought beautiful new colors, and I'm curious. I mix them and they
smell so good that instead of using them for my painting, I eat them all... I'm full now and I
see that my stomach has become my last beautiful painting. I hang myself on a wall in front
of the mirror and I really like my stomach-painting and I want to sell it to the rainbow dragon
even if he's so ignorant, but I need the money because next month I want to go to Pluto via
Saturn and Mars, and I want to take my ant friends with me. Claudio Parentela
Also in
General Art
Awake in the Dream World: The Art of Audrey Niffenegger
Wasserman, Krystyna
Sterling, Susan Fisher
Niffenegger, Audrey
Hardcover
The Secrets of Art: Uncovering the Mysteries and Messages of Great Works of Art
Mancoff, Debra N.
Hardcover
The Language of the Face: Stories of Its Uniquely Expressive Features
Gonzalez-Crussi, Frank
Hardcover
Dynamic Still Life for Artists: A Modern Guide to Essential Concepts and Techniques
Sedwick, Sarah
Paperback
Dragonart Ultimate Gallery: More Than 70 Dragons and Other Mythological Creatures
Peffer, J. Neondragon
Peffer
Hardcover
Insect Anatomy: The Curious World of Bees, Beetles, Butterflies, and Bugs
Rothman, Julia
Hearst, Michael
Paperback
Discover the Art of Field Sketching: Nature-Inspired Techniques for Pencil, Pen, and Watercolor
Link, Kristin
Hardcover
A Perpetual Journal Practice: Building a Connection with Nature Through Art
Gastinger, Lara Call
Paperback
Glorious Country: How the Artist Frederic Church Brought the World to America and America to the World
Johnson, Victoria
Hardcover
Creative Junk Journaling: How to Collect Everyday Keepsakes and Cherish Your Memories
Ahmed, Natasha
Hardcover
Ultimate National Parks Coloring Book: Amazing Scenes from 63 of the Nation's Most Beautiful Places
Furia, Elsa L.
Paperback
Fourth Wing: The Official Coloring & Sticker Book (Includes 2 Pages of Stickers to Color)
Entangled
Paperback
15-Minute Watercolor Florals: Create Exquisite Paintings with 30 Beginner-Friendly Tutorials
Poa, Joly
Paperback
What It's Like to Be a Bird: From Flying to Nesting, Eating to Singing--What Birds Are Doing, and Why
Sibley, David Allen
Hardcover
Watercolor in the Woods: Paint a Whimsical World of Forest Animals, Botanicals, Toadstools and More
Carkill, Jane
Paperback
The Complete Orthodox Ethiopian Bible in English (Extra Large Print 17 Point Font): A Comprehensive Collection of Scriptures and Apocrypha Including t
Press, Covenant Sacred
Hardcover
Stupid Faces in Stunning Paintings: A Serious Exploration of Art History's Silliest Expressions
Mierlo, Matthijs Van
Hardcover
How to Draw Super Cute Things with Bobbie Goods: Learn to Draw & Color Absolutely Adorable Art!
Goods, Bobbie
Paperback
The Big Book of Tiny Painting: An Artist's Guide to Tiny Painting Outside in Ink and Watercolour
Stroz, Leslie
Paperback
How to Draw Kawaii Cats: Sketch and Paint Your Adorable Feline Friends in Dozens of Different Ways!
Koizumi, Sayo
Paperback
30-Minute Watercolor Painting for Beginners: Easy Step-By-Step Lessons and Techniques
Rockridge Press
Paperback
Draw Your Adventures: Making Art to Celebrate Everyday Experiences and Travels Near and Far
Baker, Samantha Dion
Paperback
Forever Stamps: 250 Years of United States History Writ Small
Anderson, Gail
Smith, Brian E.
United States Postal Service
Hardcover
The Rembrandt Heist: The Story of a Criminal Genius, a Stolen Masterpiece, and an Enigmatic Friendship
Amore, Anthony M.
Hardcover
Fantasy Crochet: 16 Whimsical Patterns Inspired by Faeries, Elves, Nymphs & More
Bertolina, Jessica
Paperback
Watercolor in the Garden: Paint a Charming World of Beautiful Songbirds, Baby Animals, Flowers and More
Carkill, Jane
Paperback
Watercolor Wizardry: Paint Your Own Fantasy Forest Dimension with 25 Step-By-Step Tutorials
Maharaj, Kiara
Paperback
Let's Become Fungal!: Mycelium Teachings and the Arts: Based on Conversations with Indigenous Wisdom Keepers, Artists, Curators, Feminists and Mycolog
Ostendorf-Rodríguez, Yasmine
Paperback
Artistry of the Mentally Ill: A Contribution to the Psychology and Psychopathology of Configuration
Prinzhorn, Hans
Paperback
The Album of Plant Families: An Illustrated Exploration of Nature's Beauty and Bounty
Hollender, Wendy
Hardcover
Draw Your Own Fantasy Characters: Design Original Characters for RPG Worlds and Beyond
Osborn, Tamara
Paperback
Dungeons & Dragons Worlds & Realms: Adventures from Greyhawk to Faerã»n and Beyond
Lee, Adam
Official Dungeons & Dragons Licensed
Hardcover
How to Read the Wilderness: An Illustrated Guide to the Natural Wonders of North America
Nature Study Guild
Hardcover
Color by Number Adult Coloring Book: Large Print Birds, Butterflies and Animals Coloring Book For Adults
Coloring, Nature
Paperback
Paint by Sticker (Official): Portraits: Re-Create 12 Historic Paintings One Sticker at a Time!
Workman Publishing
Paperback
Keeping a Nature Journal, 3rd Edition: Deepen Your Connection with the Natural World All Around You
Leslie, Clare Walker
Paperback
Rendering in Pen and Ink: The Classic Book on Pen and Ink Techniques for Artists, Illustrators, Architects, and Designers
Guptill, Arthur L.
Paperback
