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The Great Dick: And the Dysfunctional Demon
Paperback
Publisher Price: $19.99
ISBN13: 9781968532130
Publisher: Crystal Lake Publishing
Published: Sep 5 2025
Pages: 464
Weight: 1.17
Height: 1.03 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Wickedly funny dark humor horror novel that blends supernatural horror with a thrilling murder mystery.
What a page turner! Witty, literate, scary, sexy, and powerfully evocative.-Gayle Lynds, New York Times bestselling author
It's 1982. Steve Witowski, a failed songwriter on the run from the law, finds himself caught in a supernatural thriller after an apparently innocent act of heroism-saving a woman from a vicious assault by a seemingly unstoppable wino. The woman, Victoria, is just part of a mystery Steve can't unravel. Even as he's looting the decomposing dead for the secrets of a self-proclaimed sorcerer. Even as he plummets into a nightmare of fire and blood and murder. Even then, Steve remains certain the sorcerer's spells, the occult rituals-the supposed demons and supernatural horror-are simply delusion and fantasy. Steve is wrong.
Victoria, who has just bought a dilapidated church with a haunting past, entangles Steve in a deadly game of dark magic and rituals. As, unknown to him, the demon grows desperate, Steve plunges deeper into a world of crypts, grave robbing, and long-forgotten secrets, all while trying to escape his own haunted past. But when the face of the man Steve killed appears on his arm, the line between reality and nightmare begins to blur.
This supernatural novel will leave you on the edge of your seat, with wickedly funny dark humor and, ultimately, pulse-pounding suspense, as Steve and Victoria navigate a twisted adventure full of occult horror, supernatural suspense, and shocking revelations.
An enormous amount of fun. Wholly fresh and original. Wickedly funny . . . The Great Dick is a hot, sweaty, magic- and murder-infused rollercoaster of a story that takes you in every direction except the one you're expecting . . . I loved it.-David Moody, author of Hater and Autumn
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