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The Crawling Abattoir

The Crawling Abattoir

Everson, John
Bonansinga, Jay
Savage, Chad

Paperback

Horror

ISBN10: 148958479X
ISBN13: 9781489584793
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Aug 5 2013
Pages: 196
Weight: 0.50
Height: 0.45 Width: 5.25 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
For a group of short stories written over a period of several years for unrelated reasons, The Crawling Abattoir wouldn't seem a like candidate to have a theme, but it does: the hilarity of horror. The funny side of agony. Hit me with your torture-shtick! From the desperation of a lonely necrophile deeply frustrated by unrequited corpse-love; to a really rotten clown's long drawn-out discovery that success comes only after paying his dues in multiple broken bones, lacerated kidneys, lots and lots of blood and more; and to the horrible, horrible, (really horrible) misfortunes of Little Timmy, an innocent youngster badly mistreated by the world for no very good reason other than the reader's enjoyment; this collection will jam a rusty icepick all the way through your funny-bone, and you'll laugh until you cry through months of expensive, excruciating elbow rehabilitation. Enjoy!

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