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The ADHD Vampire
Paperback
Publisher Price: $9.99
ISBN13: 9781940161983
Publisher: Lightning Source Inc
Published: Jan 2 2015
Pages: 82
Weight: 0.21
Height: 0.20 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
A cruise ship for retired sex addicts, The U.S.S. Exciter, is the site of a party a lot of people on board will never forget (but some of them will, anyway). Lurking in the cargo hold is Horace Dracul, half-brother of the legendary Dracula, and he dreams of reaching the shores of a country where the blood flows like wine, and bright, shiny lights are seemingly infinite. However, another member of the Exciter's well-aged population has some secrets of her own: Martha--retired cyborg and ex-spy.
In the grand tradition of slasher-horror literature in which a lot of people are murdered in gruesome ways, The U.S.S. Exciter will host an orgy of violence and sex toys, and an easily-distracted vampire named Horace might have himself a bloody-good time.
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