To Hell With Hallmark

Hallmark, Vermont: the birthplace of every sugary-sweet Christmas trope. Cozy streets. Perfect snow. Miracles on every corner.

It's where the lonely librarian finds her dream man, Where the big-city girl reunites with her high school flame, Where a runaway prince discovers real love in a small-town glow.

But this year? The script has changed.

Something sinister has slipped into Hallmark's Christmas magic, twisting sweet holiday tropes into pure Christmas chaos. Those heartwarming movie moments? They're about to become the stuff of Christmas Eve nightmares.

Deck the halls.

Bar the doors.

Hell has come to Hallmark.