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This Book Was Not Written By An Insane Person
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 9 2025
Pages: 76
Weight: 0.22
Height: 0.16 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
In a future where stories are regulated, flattened, and starved of surprise... one farmer feeds his pigs forbidden slop.
Banned pulp. Lost genres. Twist endings the Ministry tried to burn from history.
Half-remembered thrillers and bootleg pulp sequels that should've never existed.
And the pigs listen.
But when the Ministry finds out and burns the feed, Wendell's pigs begin to fade-confused, starving, unable to understand even the simplest narrative arc.
They need more than bedtime tales now.
They need something new. Something impossible.
They need the last story that can ever be written.
A story that rewrites itself.
A story that remembers you.
Read it once and it haunts you. Read it twice and it knows you. Read it a third time and you'll swear you wrote it.
-Unnamed Source, burned from the public record
Official Ministry Position: This work does not exist. Citizens caught discussing unauthorized narratives will be reviewed for clarity restoration.
-Ministry of Storytelling, Bureau of Compliance
Slop in its purest form. Tastes like betrayal and I can't stop eating it.
-Gruntus, sentient pig and banned reviewer for The Trough Quarterly
Bring napkins.
There will be slop. Read it now, before they replace the ending.
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