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Soggy Saturday Sandwich
Paperback
Publisher Price: $9.99
ISBN13: 9781910614167
Publisher: Giant Geriatric Generators Ltd
Published: Dec 15 2022
Pages: 130
Weight: 0.30
Height: 0.35 Width: 5.06 Depth: 7.81
Language: English
The 9th Book in the Gorgeous George series - a standalone adventure
Spr3d the Chocolate - Big bottom burps and a butt-cheek clench. Stingers, and stinkers and stench.
Someone's dropping whoppers, and not letting on. They're silent and violent - a really bad pong.
Come on. Own up! Have you ever dropped a whopper in class, and pretended it wasn't you? Yeah, we've all done it. Now, Gorgeous George and Crayon Kenny are letting them slip without warning, and Allison has been put off her dinner.
There's a new chocolate spread being launched in Little Pumpington, and the whole town is going wild for it. Grandpa Jock has found the scratchiest toilet paper ever invented, and he wants to show the world what you can do with it ( and it's not for wiping bottoms!)
Allison's ear has been dripping with blood. George has been eating a face full of mud. And Crayon Kenny's bottom comes down with a thud!
There are a couple of really nasty characters who are about to get away with an entire lifetime's worth of bad behaviour.
By popular demand, some chapters start with a Yuck Warning, to protect the delicate (mainly mums and dads and teachers). This story is icky, and sicky, and a little bit sticky.
And here's the first warning - 'Do not stick boiled eggs up a donkey's bottom!'
(this will make sense if you read the book).
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