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Selling Simon
Paperback
Publisher Price: $16.99
Publisher: Nixcomix Publishing
Published: Feb 23 2026
Pages: 314
Weight: 0.93
Height: 0.66 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
He's the virgin, so why is she the one blushing?
Angelica's tired of turning tricks and ready to buy her way out from under Madam Maxine's manicured thumb. The price? A hundred grand in three months or.. well, death.
Enter Simon, the thirty year old virgin with zero game and a heart too soft for his own good. Angelica figured she can use his awkwardness to her advantage - offering to coach him in dating for a mere three grand a week (plus room, board, and plausible deniability).
He doesn't need to know she's selling him on the side.
But when Simon starts blushing for her, things get messy fast. Especially when she starts blushing back. Falling for a guy you're conning isn't smart - but damn if it doesn't feel good.
Selling Simon is a funny, filthy, and surprisingly tender contemporary romance about two misfits clawing their way to freedom - and maybe, love.
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