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    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
Scissor Me Timbers

Scissor Me Timbers

Phrique

Paperback

Erotica

Publisher Price: $19.00

ISBN13: 9798990693135
Publisher: Phrique Show
Published: Mar 15 2025
Pages: 338
Weight: 1.00
Height: 0.70 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English

My Dearest Inamorata Virgin Mary:

I beseech thy heavenly help. For a seductive serpent has infiltrated my lady garden and enchanted my convent with her feminine wiles. My daily thoughts drift to her most holy of places before they become my most fanny-fluttering nightmares. Lead me not into her slippery path, for I fear her ultimate pleasure would lead to my ultimate punishment. Give me chastened strength, forsooth. May I pluck out my eye that I cast upon her rotund derrière. May I cut off my arm that aches to caress her ample bosom. Keep her womanly entrance and her blasphemous booty from my hallucinatory escapades. Guide my hand so I might smite this plaid-clad vixen's descent upon my henhouse. Transmute me into a voluptuous vessel for your wrath. Give me the vengeance I implore. Before the demoness sees fit to devour us all.

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