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  • Open Daily: 10am - 10pm
    Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm

    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
Space Traipse: Hold My Beer, Season 1

Space Traipse: Hold My Beer, Season 1

Fabian, Karina L.

Paperback

Series: Space Traipse Hold My Beer, Book 1

Science FictionGeneral Fiction

ISBN10: 1733447105
ISBN13: 9781733447102
Publisher: Karina Fabian
Published: Aug 25 2019
Pages: 230
Weight: 0.51
Height: 0.52 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
If you love Star Trek and parodies... If the Orville and Galaxy Quest give you as much joy as Wrath of Khan... If you believe (as Tumblr users do) that humans will rule the galaxy because we are the only species crazy enough to tie two warp cores together, reverse the polarity and toss them into a star just to see what will happen.... ....then this is the book for you.These are the voyages of the HMB Impulsive. You know the mission. Let's meet the crew: -Capt Jeb Tiberius: A good ol' boy from Texas whose religion requires firm buttocks.-First Officer Commander Phineas Smythe: His uncanny ability to win Rock-Paper-Scissors-Redshirt-Alien means he can pick his away missions.-Chief Engineer Commander Angus Deary: The first person to reverse the polarity by 90 degrees.-Xenologist and Ship's Sexy, Loreli: A plant-based life form with a perfect figure, she keeps up ship morale - and ratings.-Chief of Security, Enigo Guillermo Ricardo Montoya Guiterrez LaFuentes: Raised on the UGS The Hood, where gang war is a cultural right, he's not afraid to shoot a fellow crewman. That's what stun is for! -Ops Officer Ensign Ellie Doall: Fresh from the HMB Mary Sue, she can so just about anything all on her own - and often does.-Transporter Chief, Dolfrick Dour: By the manipulations of technology, he reduces people to their most basic elements and rematerializes them elsewhere. Is it any wonder he's 23rd Century Goth?Based on the popular blog series (seven fans and rising!), Space Traipse: HMB Series 1 offers the first four episodes (plus a never-before-seen bonus) in editorially remastered binge-able format. Join the author as she reverses the polarity on clichés, breaks the fourth wall and has a rip-roaring time. But it's not all slapstick. The stories just might touch your heart as well as tickle your funny bone. Don't believe her? Get the book, pop open a cold one and read!

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