Sort Of Dead: No Breath Doesn't Smell Death
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ISBN13: 9798672368504
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 5 2020
Pages: 236
Weight: 1.23
Height: 0.50 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.02
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 5 2020
Pages: 236
Weight: 1.23
Height: 0.50 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.02
Language: English
First things first: this is the story of how I die. Over and over again.__________________________________Marra is NOT a vampire. He is a normal human, just like you. At least, that's what he tells himself.Life pits him against odds so bleak, that he'd rather die than face them. That's precisely the problem though. He just doesn't seem to . . . die.And now he's headed towards his worst nightmare, accompanied by a grumpy one-armed adult, a quippy spirit, a copperhead nerd, a sassy actor, a beagle, and a corpse.Welcome to his wacky world.Here is a hilarious, heartfelt, and first-hand account from Marra himself, ridden with characters to tickle your funnybone, witchraft to bewitch you, and loads of weird but laugh-out-loud stuff. Like, loads. Enjoy.**Multiple Award-Winner****Features short, fun, snappy chapters**
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