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Sharks Aren't Real
Paperback
Publisher: Webcat Studios
Published: Aug 23 2023
Pages: 36
Weight: 0.10
Height: 0.09 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Did you know that sharks are nothing more than Hollywood rubber puppets and Discovery Channel computer graphics? If they were real, producers of Jaws wouldn't have spent millions on a fake monster-they'd have just hired a trainer and rented one from SeaWorld. Fluffy the Shark would've been cheaper and way more entertaining.
And don't get me started on Shark Week. It began as a joke, but the public actually fell for it. Now we're watching CGI fish and listening to surfers who claim they were bitten. Sure, buddy-next you'll tell me tornadoes can throw sharks at dairy farmers in South Dakota. (Oh wait, Sharknado already did that.)
This book will finally reveal the truth: Sharks aren't real.
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