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Rhonda, Mind the Roaches: A Coastal Creature-Horror Comedy
Paperback
Series: Small Town, Big Bite, Book 3
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 4 2026
Pages: 92
Weight: 0.30
Height: 0.22 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
LARGE PRINT EDITION. Easy on the eyes, hard on the exoskeleton.
Rhonda Betts kills bugs for a living. Small ones. Ordinary ones. The kind that die when you spray them and stay dead. Today, that job description is about to get a serious upgrade.
The sewer main under Port Verde's marina has been leaking for weeks. Nobody reported it. Nobody checked it. And down in the dark, something's been feeding.
Now it's Founders' Day. The waterfront is packed with families, food trucks, and a festival board that won't shut down the funnel cake stand for anything short of an asteroid. And the roaches coming up out of the storm drains aren't the kind you stomp on. They're dog-sized. Armor-plated. Hunting in a swarm that moves like it's thinking.
Rhonda's the only one who understands what's happening, and the only one with a truck full of pesticide and absolutely nothing left to lose. Her nephew won't leave his corn dog stand. The festival coordinator won't call it off. And the swarm is getting bigger by the minute.
Rhonda, Mind the Roaches is a fast, vicious, laugh-out-loud creature-thriller you can finish in one sitting. Short chapters. Zero filler. A monster-sized ending that earns every page.
This large print edition is built for easy, fatigue-free reading: bigger type, clean layout, no squinting required. Perfect for a quick read between errands or a full evening with a book that doesn't ask much of your eyes, just your nerves.
Grab the bug spray. Bar the doors. And whatever you do, don't order the corn dogs.
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