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ParmeJohn and the Missing Cheese
Hardcover
Publisher: Parmejohn Publishing
Published: Jan 7 2026
Pages: 42
Weight: 0.74
Height: 0.25 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
ARE YOU READY FOR A MYSTERY THAT'S (ALMOST) TOO CHEESY TO BELIEVE?
If you cackled at the New York Times bestseller Dragons Love Tacos or giggled uncontrollably at Walter the Farting Dog, you'll be rolling on the floor with ParmeJohn and the Missing Cheese!
Get ready for the book that's poised to save bedtime! This is the story that will have kids saying: THIS is the book that made my milk come out of my nose! and We've read it 10 times, and the ending still makes us laugh! John may have lost his cheese, but your kids will DEVOUR this HILARIOUS book again and again!
You'll LOVE this book if you love...
- A wacky mystery that will keep you guessing (and giggling) at every turn!
- Laugh-out-loud potty humor that is 100% kid-approved (and will make parents snicker, too)!
- The perfect bedtime bribe that kids will BEG to read again and again (with a re-readable, hilarious 3-minute read time!)
- A wide range of fun vocabulary (Mozzarella! Brie! Gouda!) to help expand language skills.
- Sparking a love of reading in even the most hesitant children!
- Silly and colorful art that will make you smile and laugh on every page.
- Cheese puns galore and subtle grown-up humor built in!
- A surprise, twist ending that will make you snicker... and maybe let out a buuuurp!
- Cheese, farts, burps, and a whole lot of silliness!
Don't wait until the cheese is gone!
SCROLL UP and hit that add to cart button to get the giggles started today!
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While it's packed with silliness, ParmeJohn is also a clever tool for:
- Making Predictions: The mystery plot is perfect for asking, What do you think happened to the cheese?
- Reading Comprehension: The twist ending encourages kids to think back through the story for clues (like why John felt unusually full!).
- Emotional Literacy: Kids will relate to John's big feelings of being worried and sad... and the surprise of finding the answer in the most hilarious way!
- Vocabulary Building: Introduces different types of cheese and fun, descriptive words in a context kids will never forget.
Perfect for boys and girls ages 4-8 as a read-along book or for early independent readers. Anyone who loves cheese, a good mystery, or a silly fart joke (and what kid doesn't?) will adore this book!
No affiliation claimed with Dragons Love Tacos, Walter the Farting Dog, etc.
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