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President Weiner: First He F**ked Your Country, Now He's Out To F**k The World

President Weiner: First He F**ked Your Country, Now He's Out To F**k The World

Silvers, Carol

Paperback

Erotica

ISBN13: 9798196866043
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 13 2026
Pages: 34
Weight: 0.13
Height: 0.08 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
The tremendously well-endowed President Ronald B Weiner is now well into his second term in office and all is running splendidly. He's probably bedded more beautiful women and fulfilled more sexual fantasies since becoming President than ever before. There is only one problem, his secretary Chuck Morris keeps bombarding him with problems. If it's not lawsuits stemming from the recently published 'Island Files', or the Fake News Media spreading lies about him, it's the goddamn democrats hounding him on every domestic issue under the sun.

So, when one evening the President is called to attend to yet another 'International Red Alert', he pounces on the chance for a quick getaway. It turns out North Korean Supreme Leader Han Jae-Suk has annexed the South's formerly demilitarised zone, and the only person on the planet who understands him well enough to broker a deal is President Weiner.

The President works in mysterious and often controversial ways, but his ability to curry favour with the world's dictators is both unprecedented and undeniable. So when President Weiner tells his advisers that he needs two Big Mac Meals, Ten Lube-loaded Super Soakers and a team of the most perfect-tittied blonde models you've ever seen, they better goddamn make it happen.

His methods may frequently destabilise whole regions, wreak havoc on the global economy and ruin innocent lives, but the fact to bear in mind is that President Ronald B Weiner was democratically elected by the people, and so by logical extension, everything he does is inherently virtuous. Every butthole he f**ks, every p***y he ravages, and each and every precious load he blows, he does it all for them, the blessed citizens of the greatest nation on planet earth.

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