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Pointless Conversations: The Collection - Volume 4: Riker vs Gaston, Armageddon and Killing Buzz & Woody
Paperback
Series: Pointless Conversations, Book 4
ComicsGeneral Graphic NovelsSocial Movements
ISBN13: 9781789820454
Publisher: Acorn Books
Published: Jul 25 2019
Pages: 82
Weight: 0.47
Height: 0.22 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Pointless Conversations: Riker vs Gaston
It's time to nail your colours to the mast (or tie them? ...latch them on? ...whatever) as two juggernauts of masculinity go head to head in a battle to find the ultimate male role model. Who's your choice: Star Trek's Commander Riker; bearded, sexually unstoppable seducer of gods, or Disney's Beauty and the Beast's Gaston, with his square jaw and catchy theme song? A tough dilemma, so read the in-depth discussion, including:
- Herculean muscle-pumps!
- David and the Goliath...the truth is told!
- Witty one liners from biblical characters.
- How does a genie have sex?
Pointless Conversations: Armageddon
Time for Armageddon! ...the film with Bruce Willis, not the cataclysmic event... anyway, on the docket are:
- Why a dirty bum is a small price to pay for financial security.
- If the Flake is a chocolate bar for women, what's the male equivalent?
- Why does confectionery go out of date on a Saturday?
- Drilling a hole and dropping some nukes? Really?
Pointless Conversations: Killing Buzz and Woody
Here's a packed conversation with more subjects, topics, boar-munching and off-kilter ramblings than could be possible listed ...although I'm about to do that right now...
- If you chopped off his head and then threw him is a blender, would Toy Story's Woody, die?
- Forget Captain American, here's Captain Jesus!
- Who wins: Jesus or Chuck Norris?
- Talk of X-Men, then a final Asterix-style banquet, complete with boar!
This book contains plenty of (allegedly) mature and (definitely) offensive content, so please do not purchase a copy if you are offended by... ummm... anything, to be fair.
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