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Perfect I'm Not: Boomer on Beer, Brawls, Backaches, and Baseball
Paperback
Biographies GeneralAthletesBaseball & Softball
ISBN13: 9780060748111
Publisher: Dey Street Books
Published: Sep 14 2004
Pages: 432
Weight: 0.85
Height: 1.09 Width: 5.40 Depth: 7.98
Language: English
Baseball's most beloved bad-ass offers a smart, wildly entertaining, jaw-droppingly honest look at the game he knows, loves, and lived.
On May 17th 1998, David Boomer Wells became the 14th man in Major League Baseball History to ever throw a perfect game. He stands as the only man to accomplish the feat half-drunk and severely hung-over after partying all night with the cast of Saturday Night Live.
Blowing away the industry standard of sanitized memoirs and stifling retrospectives, his memoir throws baseball a hilariously nasty curve. There are no weepy/sleepy tales of substance abuse here, no pompous lectures on playing hard or overcoming adversity, and under no circumstances will readers find even one Vaseline-smeared, gauze-softened tale of some long-lost, fairy-tale boys of summer.
Written with unfiltered authenticity, and truckloads of locker-room humor, Perfect I'm Not sets loose the single most outspoken and entertaining player in the game at the time, allowing him to take both casual baseball fans and hardcore fanatics where they've never been allowed before: deep inside the real world of life as a major leaguer.
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