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Parenting For Beginners: Because There's No Refund Policy On Babies
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 27 2025
Pages: 26
Weight: 0.14
Height: 0.07 Width: 6.14 Depth: 9.21
Language: English
Parenting for Beginners is your gloriously unfiltered handbook for navigating nappies, feeds, and the existential crisis known as nap time. No guilt-laden lectures, no judgment, and certainly no assumption that you've read every parenting blog. This is the low-effort, high-snark guide for anyone whose idea of self-care is a cold cup of tea-and a minute alone in the linen cupboard.
Inside you'll find:
Bite-sized sanity savers for sleepless nights
Zero bull hacks to tame the tiny dictator in your arms
Real talk on surviving without a functioning social life
Permission to embrace chaos (and order pizza again)
Perfect for the wide-eyed new parent, the sleep-deprived co-parent, or the just visiting grandparent who doesn't know how to swaddle. Gift it to baby-shower attendees, graduation hopefuls becoming accidental parents, or yourself-because you deserve a laugh as much as the next person who's ever wondered if three-day-old cereal still counts as dinner.
Buy it now, pour another cuppa, and remember: if you're not completely winging it, you're doing it wrong.
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