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Out of the Missionary's Closet
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ISBN10: 1961525070
ISBN13: 9781961525078
Publisher: Johnny Townsend
Published: Jun 9 2023
Pages: 266
Weight: 0.75
Height: 0.60 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781961525078
Publisher: Johnny Townsend
Published: Jun 9 2023
Pages: 266
Weight: 0.75
Height: 0.60 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
As a former Mormon missionary, author Johnny Townsend understands LDS mission culture. In these stories, a young missionary can't get permission to see a doctor about the lump on his testicle until he can convince his mission president he isn't masturbating. A sadistic mission leader torments a young missionary. A sister missionary fulfills her community service requirement by babysitting for a prostitute.
Two bored missionaries decide to make a little extra money moonlighting in a male strip club. Two frustrated elders find an acceptable way to masturbate-by donating to a Fertility Clinic. A lonely man searches for the favorite companion he hasn't seen in thirty years.And if you want even more missionary tales, check out Townsend's fictionalized memoir of his own mission, A Gay Mormon Missionary in Pompeii, and his novels Wake Up and Smell the Missionaries and Have Your Cum and Eat It, Too.
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