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Now Go the F to Sleep...: So We Can Remember Who We Are
Paperback
Biographies GeneralHumorSelf-Help
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 21 2025
Pages: 72
Weight: 0.42
Height: 0.15 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.00
Language: English
Tired of tiptoeing out of a room, only to hear I'm thirsty! five minutes later? Welcome to your new favorite children's book. Go the Fk to Sleep** is the brutally honest, hilariously profane, and painfully relatable lullaby for every parent who's ever wanted to scream into a pillow.
Beneath its charming storybook rhymes and gentle illustrations lies the raw truth of bedtime battles. This isn't for your kids-it's a love letter to your sanity. With poetic profanity and tender rage, it captures the nightly war of attrition between parent and child, escalating from hopeful whispers to full-blown existential crises.
Whether you're reading it after your tiny human finally crashes, or gifting it to your equally exhausted friends, this book is a comforting reminder: you're not alone. And yes, they will eventually close their eyes. Just not tonight. Probably.
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