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Nobody Taught Me That: Home Repair For The Rest Of Us: A Hilarious Guide to Fixing Lightbulbs, Drains, Walls, and Not Burning the House Down
Paperback
Series: Nobody Taught Me That
General Construction & Renovation
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 9 2026
Pages: 90
Weight: 0.29
Height: 0.19 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
You weren't born knowing how to unclog a drain, patch a wall, or stop your toilet from slowly draining your bank account. And somehow, nobody ever taught you.
That's where this book comes in.
Nobody Taught Me That: Home Repairs for the Rest of Us is the hilarious, no-nonsense guide for adults who are tired of feeling clueless around their own house. Written like your older sibling who actually knows what they're doing (but won't make you feel stupid), this book cuts through the overwhelm with straight-talking advice, real steps, and plenty of sarcasm.
No jargon. No judgment. No 400-page snoozefest.
Inside, you'll learn how to:
- Swap a light bulb without getting the wrong damn type (again)
- Unclog a drain in minutes instead of calling an expensive plumber
- Patch holes in walls so well no one will ever know you messed up
- Paint a room without it looking like a toddler helped
- Fix a running toilet and stop literally flushing money away
- Change your air filter (and finally stop ignoring that annoying light)
- Reset a tripped breaker without having a mini panic attack
- Recaulk a bathtub so it doesn't look like a horror movie set
- Build a useful (but not ridiculous) basic toolkit
- Know exactly when to DIY it - and when to call a pro before things get expensive (or funny in the wrong way)
Every chapter is short, practical, and actually fun to read. You'll get the why it matters, the exact steps, what can go wrong, and pro tips along the way.
You're not dumb. You just weren't taught. This is the manual you should have gotten years ago.
Stop living with annoying little problems. Grab your copy today - your house (and your dignity) will thank you.
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