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    612-822-4611

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The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance

The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance

Baker, Elna

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ISBN10: 0452296498
ISBN13: 9780452296497
Publisher: Penguin Publishing Group
Published: Sep 28 2010
Pages: 288
Weight: 0.54
Height: 0.61 Width: 5.38 Depth: 7.91
Language: English
A wickedly funny debut. Baker is both self-absorbed and generous, whip-smart and naïve; she apologizes for none of it.--People

It's lonely being a Mormon in New York City. Every year, Elna Baker attends the New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance. This year, her Queen Bee costume (which involves a funnel stinger stuck to her butt) isn't attracting the attention she'd anticipated. So once again, Elna finds herself alone, standing at the punch bowl, stocking up on Oreos, a virgin in a room full of thirty-year-old virgins doing the Funky Chicken. But loneliness is nothing compared to what Elna feels when she loses eighty pounds, finds herself suddenly beautiful... and in love with an atheist.

Brazenly honest, The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is Elna Baker's hilarious and heartfelt chronicle of her attempt to find love in a city full of strangers and see if she can steer clear of temptation and just get by on God.

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