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New Driver's Guide to Things to NOT Crash Into: A Funny Gag Driving Education Book for New and Bad Drivers
Paperback
Series: Dodykavis Guide Books
ISBN13: 9781731025722
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Nov 8 2018
Pages: 44
Weight: 0.21
Height: 0.11 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
For an updated and expanded edition of this title, check out the author profile.
Do you know someone who will soon be getting or has recently obtained their driver's license that makes you think twice about going out on the road? Maybe a friend or family member who is a notoriously bad driver who is constantly getting into car accidents? This gag driver's education book is the perfect way to tell them that you care and secretly fear them.In the New Driver's Guide to Things to NOT Crash Into, we focus on some very basic driving fundamentals, such as:
What is a car?
What are those round things at the bottom
Where does it belong?
In the second portion of the book we walk through dozens of examples of people, places and things that should not be crashed into at any time. We also take care to sarcastically explain reasons why these items are firmly on the DO NOT CRASH INTO list.
Some practical examples for newly licensed drivers are:
People
Other cars
Trees
Houses
Icebergs
Mountains
Creepy Garden Gnomes
And many more!
Pick up a copy for new driver in your family or circle of friends who will appreciate a good gag book and get a few good laughs as they learn to become safe and responsible drivers.
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