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My Teeth Are Fine... Said NO ONE!
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 12 2026
Pages: 44
Weight: 0.37
Height: 0.11 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.00
Language: English
Every parent knows the struggle. Every kid knows the excuse. But when Mia decides to skip brushing her teeth, she has no idea that her mouth is about to become the hottest new venue for a tiny, chaotic carnival!
From wrestling gummy bears on the bathroom sink to rockstar bananas putting on a late-night concert, Mia's mouth is packed with uninvited guests who love sugar and hate toothpaste. When the sugary creatures realize Mia might actually pick up her toothbrush, panic strikes: Not the minty doom! Quick, everyone out!
Written by Wilkey G. Scott, the author of the hit bedtime favorite My Bed is Not Sleepy!!, this hilarious, rhyming adventure turns a universal nightly power struggle into a laugh-out-loud victory for the whole family.
Why parents and kids love this book:Ends the Toothbrush Tantrums: Transforms a boring, everyday chore into a wild, imaginative mission that will have kids actually wanting to brush.
Perfect for Reading Aloud: Packed with bouncy, rhythmic rhymes and infectious energy that make bedtime reading fun for parents, too.
Vibrant, Whimsical Illustrations: Beautifully brought to life by JG Scott, featuring a colorful cast of highly expressive, snack-food troublemakers.
Relatable Family Humor: Written for the tired parents, the energetic toddlers, and everyone who believes a little laughter makes the nighttime routine easier.
If you've ever had to negotiate with a toddler at the bathroom sink, this book is your new secret weapon. Grab your copy today and join the clean mouth club!
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