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Merlin vs the dinosaurs
Paperback
Publisher: Writer Cosmos
Published: Jul 21 2026
Pages: 178
Weight: 0.54
Height: 0.38 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
King Arthur isn't the brightest. Merlin isn't the most patient. And the dinosaurs just want to know why Camelot's HR paperwork is so complicated.
When time rifts rip open across medieval England, Camelot faces a crisis that no knight in shining armor was ever trained for: a sudden influx of very hungry, very confused prehistoric beasts. Forget dragon-slaying-the Knights of the Round Table are now forced to navigate dinosaur-induced property damage, bureaucratic tax collectors, and medieval group therapy for traumatized T-Rexes.
Adapted directly from the original rock opera, Merlin vs the Dinosaurs is a delightfully absurd, fast-paced mash-up of Arthurian legend, prehistoric chaos, and razor-sharp satire.
Inside this chaotic medieval adventure, you'll find:
- Sarcastic Wizardry: Merlin's firsthand (and deeply frustrated) notes on trying to save a kingdom run by idiots.
- Anachronistic Comedy: Corporate HR exit interviews, medieval tax audits, and improper spelling tropes turned upside down.
- Rhythmic & Musical Prose: Song-like passages and sharp-witted dialogue straight from the rock opera stage.
- Pure Mash-Up Fun: What actually happens when a velociraptor meets medieval bureaucracy.
Perfect for fans of Terry Pratchett's Discworld, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Douglas Adams, this hilarious fantasy will leave you laughing all the way to the extinction event.
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