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My Dad's A Warlock and I'm On Probation
Paperback
Publisher Price: $19.99
ISBN13: 9781069698544
Publisher: Troy Harwood-Jones
Published: Aug 22 2025
Pages: 214
Weight: 0.56
Height: 0.45 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Rule #1 of my magical probation: don't use your powers.
Rule #2: definitely don't sneeze.
I broke both.
Now my parents are stuck in a nightmare dimension full of teeth and geometry that hates you, and the only person offering to help is Morgana le Fay - yes, evil sorceress, probable sky-burner, please-don't-let-her-out Morgana.
The plan?
1. Keep my maybe-crush from finding out she's basically a magical doomsday button.
2. Open a world-ending prison without ending the world.
If I pull it off? My parents come home.
If I blow it? Bye-bye magic, bye-bye Earth, bye-bye me.
So, yeah. Totally fine.
Nothing to worry about.
Why are you looking at me like that?
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