• Open Daily: 10am - 10pm
    Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm

    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
The Mustard Seed: A Natural Foods Grocer

The Mustard Seed: A Natural Foods Grocer

Paperback

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Publisher Price: $12.99

ISBN10: 1953932185
ISBN13: 9781953932181
Publisher: April Gloaming Publishing
Published: May 16 2023
Pages: 70
Weight: 0.18
Height: 0.18 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.25
Language: English

Welcome to the Mustard Seed, your locally-sourced, gay-owned, natural foods grocer! Our cashier, Zachary, will guide you through the aisles. In Grocery, you'll find purple-haired, bisexual dread. In Supplements, overpriced herbs for every internet ailment. Produce stocks $5 apples, but the weed is cheap. (Ask the manager.) Cold-cuts and drunk sluts in the Deli. The Hot Bar costs $20 a plate, and all leftovers are thrown away by hungry employees, per management. If you drink mud, visit our Coffee Station. We also sell a variety of kombuchas and gluten-free, nonalcoholic IPAs for sober celiac's. And don't forget to check out the guys at the Juice Bar, like our oversexed owner does every time he visits unannounced. Feel free to leave your shopping cart in the parking lot.

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