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MR HUMBLE and the Apple Crumble

MR HUMBLE and the Apple Crumble

Paperback

Series: MR Humble, Book 2

General Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN13: 9798186820963
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 20 2026
Pages: 100
Weight: 0.24
Height: 0.24 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Rear end rasper A really loud fart that can cause temporary deafness
Back door blaster A musclebound fart that can knock a grown man off his feet
Room shaker A low, rumbling fart that has the walls vibrating like a bulldog's buttocks
Windy wafter A breezy little fart that floats around the room causing the odd nostril twitch but no violent retching

To learn more about the noble art of the fart, follow the adventures of Mr Humble and his best friend Cyril Silentbutdeadly, as they terrorise the village of Trampsbottom with their bottom warblers and all round smelliness.

Mr Humble and Cyril Silentbutdeadly, the smelliest man in Trampsbottom, have a money-making idea. They pinch rotten apples from the skip outside Breadbin Brenda's Bacon Burger Boutique, mix them with washing powder, pepper and toenail clippings, and make apple crumble. They then try to sell the apple crumble back to Breadbin Brenda.

Will Breadbin Brenda fall for their scam and buy the apple crumble? Or will she remember that Mr Humble once blew her over her own counter with a rear end rasper, and throw them out?

Read it to find out if you dare!

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