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Mother Duck's Day Care
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 14 2025
Pages: 26
Weight: 0.24
Height: 0.07 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.00
Language: English
Welcome to Mother Duck's Day Care-the one place in Nursery Rhyme Land where chaos is the daily special.
While Mother Goose gets the glory and all the adventures, poor Mother Duck is stuck babysitting everybody else's kids: Jack and Jill's bandaged twins, Humpty's wobbly nephews, the Three Little Pigs, and even Miss Muffet's spider.
She doesn't want this job. She doesn't like this job. But the DMV wasn't hiring, so this is it.
But somehow, the kids think her sighs are silly, her grumbles are games, and her scowls are the funniest faces they've ever seen.
For Mother Duck, it's just another long day.
For the kids? It's the best day ever.
And tomorrow... they'll be back.
SatireChildren's Books
Nursery Rhymes
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