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Mortimer Crane: What do you do when the universe breaks? If you're Mortimer Crane, you grab a dog, dodge a demon, and hope the angels aren't cats.

Mortimer Crane: What do you do when the universe breaks? If you're Mortimer Crane, you grab a dog, dodge a demon, and hope the angels aren't cats.

Paperback

Horror

ISBN10: 1326022849
ISBN13: 9781326022846
Publisher: Lulu.com
Published: Oct 31 2025
Pages: 274
Weight: 0.73
Height: 0.58 Width: 5.83 Depth: 8.27
Language: English
When the world ends, it doesn't send a memo. Mortimer Crane woke up undead, duct-taped, and trending. Now the accidental messiah of a collapsing reality, he's hunted by governments, worshiped by lunatics, and followed by a dog who might be the only one still making sense. But when a billionaire offers him a new body and a chance to fix what's broken, Mortimer is thrown into a divine bureaucracy gone mad - where angels file complaints, demons have day jobs, and God's biggest mistake might just be a clerical error. Armed with sarcasm, duct tape, and one very determined dog, Mortimer must decide whether to save a world that stopped making sense... or finally let it fall apart. Darkly funny, wildly inventive, and unexpectedly human, Mortimer Crane is a story about chaos, redemption, and the strange comfort of being slightly broken - in a universe that's even worse.

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