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The Moronic Crusade
Paperback
FantasyScience FictionGeneral Fiction
Publisher: Edward Fortman
Published: Sep 8 2024
Pages: 346
Weight: 1.12
Height: 0.77 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
From the depths of outer space ... from a nebulous cloud of dust and gas uncharted by human eyes ... comes an elongated flying saucer with wings and a tail fin ... whose quite real-not artificial-intelligence system has gone rogue from its society on a quest for vengeance ... and lands on planet Earth with a screeching thud.
Two good, ol' neighbors, named Jethro and Goober, jump on board, push a button and exclaim, Just like Star Track! ... whereupon they are launched into space on an adventure that spans the universe ... during which ...
... they pick up a barbarian, named Boron, who exclaims I'm not a moron! ...
... they confront a necromancer who blows up a planet to try to kill them ...
... they form a band of knights called the Moronic League, led by Boron the Moron ...
... they land on a planet of super-smart beings, where it is illegal to insult their Dignified Intellectual Personage (or DIP) ...
... they go hunting on a planet where they become the hunted ...
... and they meet a tribe of ape-like warriors who like to have barbarian-on-a-stick for dinner.
Throughout their adventures, they discover that they are three of the least intelligent beings in the universe, and the Moronic League must defeat the necromancer on a sacred quest to rid themselves of their moronic tendencies.
Their great adventure is called ...
The Moronic Crusade ...
As Goober would say, Well, holeee sh ... !!!
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