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Monster Crap: The Funny Halloween Fart and Poop Book for Children
Paperback
Series: Holiday Humor, Book 1
ISBN13: 9781958112021
Publisher: Lightning Source Inc
Published: Sep 6 2023
Pages: 32
Weight: 0.22
Height: 0.08 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Is your child afraid of monsters at bedtime? Or maybe they giggle about poop and farts but don't have age-appropriate books that make it fun? Parents and grandparents looking for the best Halloween read-alouds, silly Halloween bedtime stories for kids, or even a quirky Halloween gift for children will love Monster Crap.
This laugh-out-loud Halloween monster book for kids turns Dracula, Frankenstein, the Mummy, and Bigfoot into goofy, candy-stuffed clowns who get into fart-and-poop trouble instead of being scary. Vibrant illustrations, playful rhymes, and interactive call-and-response moments make even reluctant readers want to join in.
✔ Reduces fear of monsters by showing them as silly and lovable.
✔ Keeps kids engaged with outrageous rhymes and colorful art.
✔ Sneaks in a lesson about moderation and self-control.
✔ Doubles as a funny poop book for kids, a monster fart book, or even a gag gift for adults who love potty humor gifts.
✔ Works year-round, not just at Halloween.
Parents love that it's one of the funniest Halloween books for kids-a silly children's book about monsters that also works as a goofy potty storybook. Whether you're shopping for Halloween gifts for grandchildren, searching for a friendly monster picture book, or just need a bedtime read that turns stress into laughter, Monster Crap delivers giggles and bonding every single time.
Parents & Kids Rave:- My grandson loved the book. Kept him giggling... and he usually hates reading.
- Absolutely fantastic! Toilet humor that played off Monster Mash and actually had a valuable lesson was epic!
- Monster Crap is a gem in the world of children's literature! Such a funny way to learn about choosing your food with care.
✔ If your kid cracks up at fart jokes, this gives them an outlet that's silly but still appropriate.
✔ Reluctant readers? The rhymes pull them in, and before you know it, they're shouting lines with you.
✔ You get a built-in way to talk about moderation (thanks to the candy overload) without lecturing.
✔ And honestly-reading it out loud is just fun. You'll laugh too.
Whether your child needs help giggling away bedtime fears, or you're looking for a book that finally makes reluctant readers love story time, Monster Crap is the quirky, gross, unforgettable read that transforms giggles into belly laughs and bedtime into fun.
**Some parents prefer to swap crap with poop for younger children-either way, the laughs don't stop.
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